Ross Geller, ladies and gentlemen.
|Romeo:||I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing|
|Juliet:||I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself|
|Romeo:||We should kiss right now at this party|
|Juliet:||No that is a super dumb idea|
|Romeo:||*kisses her anyway*|
|Juliet:||That was dumb of you|
|Romeo:||We should get married right now|
|Juliet:||We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?|
|Juliet:||We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.|
|Romeo:||It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.|
|Juliet:||Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.|
|Romeo:||*immediately kills himself*|
|Juliet:||For fucks sake.|
Just press play. You won’t regret it.
i’m not gonna lie, i choked when i heard “supermassive black hole” but it is literally mind-blowing
” Glaciers melting the dead of- DADADADA”~favorite part XD
This… I have chills…
Dat falsetto doe….